FOUR PUFFS AND THREE SHOTS A DAY

I have been thinking lately about my first blog post… Sipping the second mug of black coffee and my third cigarette.

My mind goes numb for a second and then I type this title- Four Puffs and Three Shots a day.

Well… she used to take three puffs of Doulin and he two shots of Human Mixtard everyday.

Cupid took a sweet toll on them and they fell in love …but destiny had something else for them. The year was 2003…

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I was there in time

Waiting desperately to meet my friend after so long

There she was …like always smiling and shining

Oh my God …the next moment I got weak on my knees

In that heat …I still remember I could feel my tits go up and erect

The wetness between my legs was giving me an amazing sensation

How can a person be that good looking

The childhood crush turned into infatuation that day

The next moment he swayed me with his smile

That very moment I knew he would be the man of my life

How much I wanted to kiss him and see him naked

This man turned out to be my best friend’s brother

That night this infatuation turned into my lover

The first love of my life

And that same night I had to take one extra puff

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There she was

The same girl I used to laugh behind her back

What a beauty she had turned into

Never felt like this for anyone in my twenty two years of existence

Damn… I touched those soft hands

A different sensation aroused in my body

Giving me that hard on which I used to get in the early mornings

Is this what we call …love at first sight?

Who cares …I was in love

I was Shah Rukh Khan and she was my Priety Zinta

That night I proposed to her

That night she told me I was her childhood crush

That night I had to take some extra units in my shot

That night was the sweetest night of all

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Cupid was on full swing for the next three months…

Destiny behind the walls was having all the fun…

The next month Destiny finally won…

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She got married to some other guy

Leaving him behind alone

The only promise they could give to each other was

To remain friends forever after all

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She now continued with four puffs of Doulin and he three shots of Human Mixtard everyday. 

She was asthmatic and he was diabetic… 

A match made somewhere in between heaven and hell...